Marshall's Crossing or The Maltese Sippy Cup

First, do check out our last Halloween adventure. Then, read on for our loose adaptation of any number of gagster/film noir movies you may or may not have seen.

Mr. M.: Should we be doing our job?
Mr. m: Our job is trick-or-treatin'.
Mr. M: Then lets do a trick and get us some treats.

Mr. m: I ain't goin' nowhere without my sippy, see.

Mr. M.: Well I ain't goin' nowhere without you, Mr. m., see. Now lets stop pussy footin'.

Mr m: I'm already ahead of you Mr. M.

Mr M: We too late, Mr. m?

Mr. m: Nah. We just gettin' started, see.
Mr. M.: Nighttime. Now's when we score some good loot.
Mr m: I think I smell a rat!
Mr M: Nah. That's our pal Geoge. He's alright.

Mr. M: Say, who's the grinnin' dame that's got her paws all over us?